§ ¶Weaker than you.
Wait for the year to drownspring forward
fall back down
I'm trying not to wonder where you are.
-p2
§ ¶I can be so stubborn.
It's always funny when someone does the best thing for you, and it makes you feel terrible.I'm laughing.
-p2
§ ¶Growing up is hard to do.
Just admit it, deal with my anger, and we can move on.Just admit it.
-p2
§ ¶Lies all over the room.
Guys have intuition. Anything you think you are hiding from a guy he knows.He may not know the exact details, but he knows. You tip off the situation in so many ways.
That is why we are drawn to looking through letters, and searching.
We become paranoid assholes, because we know you're hiding something, and you won't tell us.
And we have to hear it, or we will never change from this. Be honest, deal with the anger like an adult, and get on with it.
We are really very simple.
-p2
§ ¶One of those days when you want to try heroin.
I have already turned down rebound sex.Why does that make me feel worse?
-p2
§ ¶Walkie Talkies?!?! Seriously?
The I need some time speech is not what you want to hear at 1am on Christmas. Then you don't want your garage roof to cave in at 3am on Christmas. Then you don't want to open gifts when every gift is from You and Her.And then you open her gift and she got you walkie talkies.
I think I have had the maximum level of G-S this week. You can not surpass me, only measure up against it.
-p2
§ ¶Sometimes the world slowly drifts away.
Sometimes you just need a hug.And that would be the best way to explain how I feel. Words don't really fit to my emotions. They are scattered.
Sometimes I'm happy, and don't know why. Other times I'm sad and know exactly why.
and I feel much worse when I'm happy.
If that makes sense.
I'm grasping on to this figment of my imagination. Holding on tightly to this aura that doesn't exist.
It's like I'm pretending to be happy, but haven't told myself.
I'm at a loss.
-p2
§ ¶Message to the world. (Specifically you.)
Are You SureI'm sorry that my heart is calling for you now and again.
How much longer can I comprehend...?
You startled me when you started to care...
every thought that I had shared became unrapped.
every wish that I had.. You showed me that path.
You whispered in my ear that it will all be okay
but now I look at you you're turning away
Should I let go
Should I forget
The Passion that we spent
the love that we held
Is it true that it fades and disappears through a mist
The torture of dreams leaves me screaming in pain
I ran for awile but I had to stop and breath
The rains is falling harder
The memories shattering
The emotions are running through my mind
The hate comes from your voice
Is this revenge for hurting you
Believe me my love is true
My world will fade into nothing if I didn't have you
I cry on your shoulder
I hold your soft hands
One day I wa hoping that you'de wear my wedding band
It hurts to see you distant
It hurts to see you at all
At once you wanted me to crumle
More then once you'de watch me fall
I was your baby
You were my love
I'm not sure how to take this
I can't see if you're there
Just think if you want this to last
Then maybe we should forget about a lot of the past
because the torture of dreams leaves me screaming in pain
i ran for awile but I had to stop and breath
The rain is falling harder
The memories are shattering
Are you sure I'm worth your caring?
Girls-Suck.
§ ¶Intuition
Intuition is a terrible thing to attempt to use.You know something is wrong. You know that she won't tell you.
So all you can do is act like an asshole until the truth comes out, which at that point means you are over, so no matter what it is, it is worthless information with little satisfaction.
-p2
§ ¶You want real emotion?
I am tired, and irated at a lot of things/people.I am easy to get along with, which further drives me nuts.
I am laid back, and will take the punches and shrug them off, but I cannot stand a few things.
And I mean a very few things.
Don't lie to me, and say you can work within those constraints, and then spend the rest of your time complaining.
Take some fucking responsibility.
I'm tired of being the bad guy.
Every time in my fucking life I am made out to be this inhuman bastard.
I am not your typecast. I am a person with certain negatives, and positives, and if you cannot live with them, then live without them.
I'm not playing games.
-p2
§ ¶Later and later
I wish there was someone who I could talk to late into the night, without realizing it was that late into the night.p3
§ ¶bleeding all over my keyboard
Sometimes I stare at people in my office, and wonder how their pain feels.I bet it hurts.
-p2
§ ¶Features?
I think when a girl gives you a BS reason as to why she's breaking up with you, to go and re-hook back up with her ex who treated her like shit, pretty much loses all rights to call you "love", don't you?Isn't that reserved for the people who at least have enough gall to tell you the truth and who might actually care for you, instead of the pseudo kind.
And I just got done watching a show that says males with prodominant chins and brows are percieved as "better" than males without those features. Also stated was the fact if you "act" like you know more than someone, most people will believe it.
So from now on I'm going to act like I'm an arrogant asshole, we'll see how true it really is. And I think I'll stick out my chin a lot.
p3
§ ¶I think I have a case of the sifls.
I met... met this shiny girl.She said I'm cressant fresh.
She had a sparkly dress.
She smelled like stuff...
So I touched her velvet thigh...
she made me start to cry...
we're friends for life your sure..
i'm in like...
HEY!$#@ she's a kind of girl, and HEZY!$#
shje likes me and she;s special and she's yeah..
hey!
HET$EY!3
I really like that girls,, and hey i think I like that girl
cause she likes me and she's smecial and she's
Y$EAH!
ROCK@!
-p2
§ ¶Whine, Whine, Me, Whine, Me, Me, Whine
Girls only care about themselves.Me, Me, Me, Me, Me.
They try to correct this imbalance by going out of there way to do particular things, but this does not correct the constant self centered life.
-p2
§ ¶Faaallen.
Eating mint skittles for breakfast, I realized that I hadn't written here for a while, and remembered that I hadn't told both of you who care where I am that I'm in love and that's why I'm not writing.Also because she reads the site and would be none too happy if I wrote about her. I'm my own man, but she hits hard!
-p5.
§ ¶Round 'n round we go
I don't know why some girls think that two wrong's will make a right.Sure there are guys out there who are just looking to get a piece of action that night. But that's not all of them. However there are a lot of girls who will do the exact same thing and think it's suddenly A-OK just because they're girls, and are entitled to it. Entitled to "using" a guy for the night to get free drinks at the bar, and maybe a little nookie at the same time. Then go home and never think about him again.
Which does nothing to stop the cycle that you yourself complain about. It's kind of like the kid who grew up being abused by his parents and thus thinks its the "right" thing to do, and does it to his/her own children.
Well I'm sorry, but what you're doing does nothing to stop the vicious cycle because probably the next night the guy will go out with the sole intent of getting some action because the night before he was jilted by a girl looking for a little free-ride [so to speak].
And that, is why girls suck.
p3
§ ¶Evolve.
The hardest part of a relationship is trying to find out how you got to whereever you are now.-p2
§ ¶AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Girls show no logic.If a girl is upset at you, you attempt to make it better. Flowers.. nice words.. a constant effort to be especially understanding.
When you are upset at a girl, she cries, and you feel bad, and she continues to stomp all over you like a fucking frog.
And the frog is especially stomped, lots of icky green stuff everywhere, but she doesn't stop, and keeps it up until the bottom of her shoe is encrusted in this green frog innards.
Then she takes those remains, and puts them in a juicer. One of those cheesy infomercial juicers that she keeps saying she wants but will never use.
Yep. I hit that emotion dead on the head.
-p2
§ ¶A Christmas Without
I realized something the other day.I realised why we [men] want to be with someone so badly sometimes. And why during the winter season it's even more prelevant, because we want to feel we're important to someone. Be it a girlfriend or a best friend who's a girl, someone of the opposite sex it has to be.
I say this because it's Christmas time and I have no one to send cards to, and no one to send them to me. And that kind of sucks. Most years I've happened to be in some sort of relationship and have at least known that someone was thinking about me on some level.
This year I don't have it, and to me I think that's the whole appeal of relationships in a sense. Because you know someone somewhere could be thinking about you that very moment and you know that no matter how bad things could get, someone's looking out for you [besides maybe your parents]
So that is why this Christmas season is a bit more saddening than others in the past; that and I feel like if I turned off my computer and didn't call anyone up, no one would think anything was abnormal, or care.
p3
§ ¶P2, real name, no gimmicks.
Girls will sometimes put there body closer to you just to excite you.This is odd. When I was younger and would give anything for that to happen, it wouldn't. Now that I am older and think it's actually rude, it happens.
This same type of point has been made before, but the levels at which things occur when you don't care amazes me.
-p2
§ ¶A little bit of everything.
Everytime I read the notes for this place it amazes me how many times someone says that we haven't met the right girl, or the ones we meet are all bitches.Out of my past relationships I have had three different girls tell me they're not like other girls, they won't mess with my heart and do stupid things. They're not stupid girls. And so on, and on. And sadly each and every one has proven to do the same stupid things every other girl does.
If the love I give to you
is as black as it's blue
well you in trouble now
it's amazing how I try
yet I still do not know why if you allow
well I've covered you with gifts like honey girl
now take a look at the shambles of my world
then tell me who do you love?
Which makes me wonder, why? Why no matter what, girls end up doing the exact same things given enough time? And really why you do this to us? Doing retarded things like deciding that you'd rather spend time with your brother than ever continue through with plans we had, or deciding that you'd like to ask us out some night, and then when said night comes around, ditching us. I mean really, you asked us not the other way around, what the hell sort of sense is that? And then there's the ever popular hooking back up with the ex. That's another mind boggler, didn't you break up with him for a specific reason? Yea I thought so, and yet you're going back to him.
I lost a lover once
But I gained my Independence
I lost a lover once
But now I'm alone
I swear sometimes the lack of any sort of common sense makes me want to slam my head on a desk repeatedly because well it'd be about the same as trying to figure you out.
Sure we guys can do stupid things, I will freely admit to that, but at least we're halfway logical in the way we do it. You on the other hand have about as much logic as two marbles banging around in a sack.
But nay, that doesn't mean I won't keep trying, because like other stupid men, I'm a glutton for punishment.
Spent a long time breaking the rules
Spent a long time getting over you
Spent a long time getting kicked in the ass
Like a punk city boy who's got no class
Never, ever thought I'd get over you
Never, ever thought I'd figure it out
How to get out, now
So for the time being I think I'll just keep on trucking.
Time will heal me, time will save my sould
Time will heal me, time will make me whole
p3.
I've done all a man can rightly do
and my heart & soul are broken beecause of you
tell me who do you love?
§ ¶Not interesting enough
Sometimes I wish I had the creativity to say in an amusing way that it sucks when a girl reaches inside your chest, toys with your heart for a little while, and then decides it's not interesting enough and leaves it hanging outside your chest.What exactly do we have to do to make it interesting enough to have you stick around for longer than a month, put little neon lights around it?
p3
§ ¶Sexed Up
screw you
i didn't like your tastes anyway
i chose you and that's all gone to waste
it's saturday
i'll go out and find another you
Fitting I'd say.
p3
§ ¶Napoleon's Plan
From now on I am ceasing to go after girls. Now on I will adopt Napoleon's Battle Plan. And it follows:1] Show up
2] Wait and see what happens.
I think it's logical, don't you?
p3
§ ¶No, really.
Occasionally, boys are dumb.boy (10:26:41 AM): hey, what does it mean when a girl said "you could have fooled me?"
girl (10:27:05 AM): Um...
boy (10:27:26 AM): come on
girl (10:27:41 AM): Like, if you say you're smart, and a girl says "You could have fooled me" it means she thinks you're dumb.
girl (10:27:53 AM): Or you seem dumb.
girl (10:28:11 AM): Pretty much like it's the opposite of what you said, cause it seemed different than what you said.
boy (10:28:11 AM): that was so way off from what i expected
boy (10:28:24 AM): well
boy (10:28:34 AM): let me ask u more clearly
boy (10:28:50 AM): when you sleep with a girl's roommate on the couch
-p5.
§ ¶Lying sack of horoscope
Everyday this week my horoscope has told me that some relationship is going to get too hot to handle, or that I will find the love of my life.It's either trying to rub it in my face that I should be in some awesome relationship, or trying to encourage me to find someone.
I'm going to go with choice A. Damned newspapers.
p3.
§ ¶Thus ends the bitterness.
This is the last thing I'll write here. About her, at least.People have often smirked at my seemingly concrete idea of exactly what love is. No, I tell them, I have no idea what love is. What I do have, however, is a fairly strong base of exactly what love is not.
Life seems to have started with the first time I saw her, and my feelings for her seem deeply rooted in my memory. Back further, however, is a feeling I can recall with even more clarity: that of not liking myself.
You don't need to know why I was the unpopular kid; that story can be told by a great many, with better stories than I have. Kids who shine are told to shine brighter, and the ones who don't are told it's okay to snub the popular ones. They're encouraged to. They're just different.
My friends at the time and I would envelop ourselves in a world of videogames and 486s and dirty jokes, telling each other that we were better because we weren't the best. We all believed this to the extent that we did not believe this at all.
Everyone knows that the high school limelight matters little after graduation. Everyone also knows hapless animals are cruelly slaughtered to make our food.
Knowledge versus acknowledgement. That's the problem.
Details will be spared here, because they can be built endlessly from the core situation, with the end result being the same. I fell for a girl because she was the first to ever make me feel truly considered, and also put a halt to my habit of self-dislike. Other factors, such as her beauty and sense of humour, were trivial in that they made her perfect.
She dated. I waited. I bided my time even when she was single, for I knew nothing else. How do you approach your first love who you've determined to be your perfect union? You don't. You wait for her to notice you.
You might as well get a chair and a good book.
So, I decide to be good friends with her, which means I'm going to love her even more but try to make it less obvious. But as I sit ever waiting for her to notice, I begin to notice a few things myself: my friendship, let alone my feelings, is reciprocated halfheartedly. I notice a trend of me fitting into her life at her whim.
And I get angry. And bitter. And I wonder what has become of my life, how I became this half-assed version of a secret admirer. And all those feelings of self-dislike come back in a flood that nearly pushes me over the edge, and what holds me back are the best friends who'll never know that they stand right between me and a downward spiral.
So I leave. I stop talking to her. She never calls me, so this is easy. I post something like this, and she feels compelled to apologize online. I do not respond.
Being me, what I do is log on and write something lengthy and bloated on a site I know she reads, but probably doesn't know that I write with much inspiration from her. Seeing all these words punched into a little white box makes me feel like I'm draining all the bitterness out of myself, and that I can finally let it be. It also makes me realize that all I really wanted to say was one thing.
Goodbye, dork.
-Charlie. Or p5. Whatever.
§ ¶mm extra seasoning.
Makeup makes girls pretty, except when they wear too much and some of it wipes off on their fried chicken, and they keep on eating it without noticing.-p5.
§ ¶Less you is more me.
I hope you realize that, despite the feelings I had for you in the past, I didn't stop talking to you because you didn't like me back. I stopped because I realized, I am your inconvenience, and you just don't fucking get it.Does anyone have to ask you not to call? If all I have to do to erase you from my life is delete your name on a Buddy List, then you weren't worth it to begin with.
-p5.
§ ¶Through their teeth.
Since when did I ask to be treated like a five year old? Skirting around all the serious issues, or avoiding them alltogether.Having the logic that says to give me some bullshit reason that we can't date when really the reason is that you want to get back with your ex is utterly retarded, as was the phoney reason to end it. That kind of logic is the same kind of logic that does this sort of thing. Also if you're going to do that, at least pick a norm-de-fair that everyone uses and not something to make you look even sillier.
Girls suck when they lie through their teeth.
p3.
§ ¶Guh.
Good idea:Boost your guy friend's confidence by telling him he looks cute in that picture.
Bad idea:
Follow it up with "Aww, just like my little cousin!"
-p5.
§ ¶Prevention is protection!
Teenagers listen up:It's fairly simple to avoid bad relationships. If you're confused about where you and your significant other/interest/crush/bus driver stand, just try this:
Picture what the two of you will be like in a year.
Nine times out of ten, you won't like it, and you can save yourself a bit of drama .
-p5.
§ ¶The crust
Sometimes we're the entire double-stuffed cookie, othertimes we're just the crust easily tossed away in order to get at the good stuff.Girls suck when they make us the crust without telling us.
p3
§ ¶a depressing fall night
It really hurts to look out into the sky, and realize there are hundreds of girls that would love to be sitting next to you, yet you don't know any way to make that occur.-p2
§ ¶I'm not not a liar.
When a girl tells you "I'm not one of those stupid girls, I won't do stupid things" it's most likely the equilivent of Richard Nixon saying "I'm not a crook."p3
§ ¶Welfare? Hah!
'Boyfriend' is the only job I know of where having no experience will hinder you a bit, having a little helps muchly, and having a lot finds you standing in the unemployment line for months on end.-p5
p.s. p3 rocks, and girls suck.
§ ¶Beefhole?
I've sat here for half an hour trying to write out what happened in some eloquent manner that would make you laugh, but you know what. Fuck it, I'm not the funny one so I'll be blunt.It sucks when your relationship falls through just at the point where you started to think "Ok things have been going on for a while, I can start putting some faith into the relationship" just goes to show what your brain knows.
From now on whenever my brain tells me to do something I'm going to tell it to cram it up it's raunchy beefhole.
p3
ps. girls suck.
§ ¶Shopping anyone?
This explains yet again why girls suck in the fact they can't seem to do anything in a straight line. Everything has to be done in the most round-about way.
p3
§ ¶Professional sigher.
The key to being happily single is to pretend a girlfriend is like a basket full of dead fish, because hey, who wants one of those?-p5
§ ¶A 10 dollar gift with any 40 dollar purchase.
Girls are magic. Every time I swear them off, they brush their body against mine, and I don't remember what exactly it was that I was completely upset about, but I'm sure that it takes a back seat to my overwhelming urge to faint.Total Magic.
-p2
§ ¶Girls hate to be wrong.
Girls suck because they are more angry when they are wrong than being mad at you.(In refrence to the millions of times a girl has been upset with me for something, and then once I explained what happened, realized it was her fault, and got REALLY PISSED OFF.)
-p2
§ ¶Center of the universe.
No matter how hard you try, you can not force someone to make the changes they want to make.-p2
§ ¶I neeeeed a calculator
Math doesn't apply to relationships.A half-effort relationship makes you feel lonelier than before, and a string of quick, partial relationships never quite adds up to make you feel whole.
And there's never a formula.
-p5.
Well, other than You + Me = Us. Those were some smart boys.
§ ¶Spoonage
I always sleep on my side, with my one arm bend at the elbow and my hand bent so the back of my hand rests against the bed. If you look at me while i'm sleeping you'd think I was spooning with the air, because that's the same kinda position you'd take if you were spooning with someone.And for a few days this weekend my otherwise 'un-natural' sleeping position was 'natural' since I was actually spooning with someone.
Girls suck when they go back to their place and I can't spoon with them.
p3
§ ¶The same story said a diffrent way.
Girls suck because they all love you when you're taken, and won't talk to you when you're not.-p2
§ ¶Mildly terrifying.
Completely off topic, but I was using some leg machine at the gym when a middle-aged guy who looked like an aerobics instructor walks up, states, "You have well toned legs!" with a smile, and strolls away.What the hell happened? I thought I understood guys.
-p5
§ ¶Why do all my girlfriends best friends hate me?
Sometimes I'm not so intrested in girls-suck.diaryland.com than I would be in something called girls-friends-who-tell-them-i'm-bad-suck.diaryland.comI'm not bad. I am sometimes wrong, but never bad.
-p2
§ ¶Toss, Turn, Toss, Turn
the worst thing about being single is the waking up alone.sleep is always better with someone's knee in your back.
-p2
§ ¶And I'm a horrible singer.
It's like, playing a favorite song at low volume for your friend who's hearing it for the first time. To them, it sounds like a bunch of murmured gibberish with the hint of a nice guitar line... but you know the words, and you know how awesome it sounds loud, and why the song's so beautiful. And you can't explain that.So yeah, I can't explain why I like her.
-p5.
§ ¶You'll live..honestly.
Girls suck when they wonder what the hell you were thinking with past indescresions when they learn about them, and then go and commit their own.I mean really, just because the one guy you've been wanting to get with for weeks goes home because he see's you hanging off some other guy for most of the evening, doesn't mean it's right [or proper] to go home with some other guy you just met 15 minutes ago in some bar drunk off your ass.
And then when I try to make sure you're making a halfway sane decision don't give me some BS about him leaving, I'd leave too if I was him and I saw what went down.
Goddamnit women, use some common sense and realize that you don't have to get ass every night. Really you'll live..
p3.
§ ¶Old guy, Young Girl
27 year old guys that date 15 year olds are only doing it because no one their own age would ever dream of dating them.-p2
§ ¶Give the one you love a backrub.
I think the best part of a relationship is the free backrub.Not just free, but unasked. Just sitting there and wham.
Good times for all.
-p2
§ ¶The Kitty Mystery
Girls are like kitty cats.They don't listen to me, and when they want attention, i'd better give it or I will be yelled at all day.
-p2
§ ¶Something in the way of love
Every once in a while a girl touches your heart.I like female doctors.
-p2
§ ¶GS Chat
This is why you should go to the Girls-Suck chat:10:30:28 [l33t_alex] a/s/l!?
10:30:44 [l33t_alex] WHAT OH MY HOW IS EVERYONE IN HERE TODAY
10:30:59 [DeViN2000] ALL LADEES TYPE 111
10:31:11 [l33t_alex] OH WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT P6 I DUNT UNDERSTNSAD
10:31:23 [l33t_alex] O MAI GAD WUT!!
10:31:40 [l33t_alex] HUUUUUUUUU
10:31:48 [l33t_alex] WUT R U PPL LAFFIN ABUT!!?!
10:31:53 [DeViN2000] SUMONE RE=TYPE THAT, MY T3 JUST GOT DISCONNECTED
10:32:06 [silhouette] come on, alex...anyone who uses l33t is a dork...not a jocky moron
10:32:26 [l33t_alex] OH MAI FUQIN GAD PLZ JESUIT R U TRYIN 2 MAEK FUN OF ME!?!
[edited by p6]
§ ¶Not pullin a France
It's amazing how one person telling you/hinting that so and so likes you and how obivious it was, even if it wasn't to you.Because I swear I didn't notice any obivious flirting going on, all I saw was a pretty cool girl sitting in my backyard with my neighbor and us talking about things. And I had no second thoughts about it.
Today said neighbor tells me during work [yes we work together, yes she's the one I still have a crush on since we were about 6] that she wondered what I did with her when I took her to her car, I said nothing.
She thought otherwise and told me that it was apparent that she was a 3rd wheel. Of course as soon as she said that I'm re-running the past night's events over in my head, and not seeing anything.
Eventually I agreed to go back out to a place with neighbor and girl from work to see if there really was something there, and there might be. Damned if I didn't see anything before, and I know for sure I wouldn't have done anything with her because I didn't get any sort of "vibe" from her about liking me at all in anyway.
But I guess that's what friends are for, so girls don't suck when they try to help you out with finding/clueing you into a girl who likes you and you don't realize it.
Now here's to hoping I don't screw it up ala France World cup 2002 style.
p3
§ ¶All googly eyed and such.
If the first child I have is a son, I'm going to be completely frank and open with him on the subject of girls, try to teach him as much as possible about relationships and how they work, explain why girls do some of the things they do, and generally just help him be on his way.If I have a daughter, I'm going to ask her a million questions.
-p5
§ ¶Fixed
Alright forums and chat are back up, but for the moment you have to use http://www.scudly.com/gs to get the forums, hopefully by tomorrow morning it'll be fixed.p3
update: scratch that the forums sort of work, but you manually have to change any link that has http://gs.scudly.com to http;//www.scudly.com/gs. if you dont' want to do that, just wait till tomorrow and hopefully it'll be settled. so in the meantime come into the chat and talk to other g-s people to get your fix of g-s
§ ¶Beautiful girls
p6: WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU?p3: watching beautiful girls
p3: i had never seen it until now
p3: though i realized halfway into it i had seen bits and pieces somehow
p6: did you like it?
p3: yes very muchly
p3: though it really fucks with your head when you watch such well..movies filled with different ideas/implications when you yourself have been pondering similar things
p6: explain.
p3: well cause then you get the feeling if you follow what happens in said movie it'll work out that way in real life
p3: and sadly real life isn't a movie
p3: and thus things usually never work out how you wish they would.
Because if things in real life worked out like they did in movies, one night I'd be able to magically go to her and tell her how I feel and she would reply "I do too" and it'd fade out to black and you'd see little text saying how we grew old with each other and had 2.5 children soon followed by "The end." and the credits would roll.
But that won't happen, and that my friends, is why girls suck.
p3.
§ ¶Neighbor-girl
A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you've been drinking Jack and Coke all morning. She can make you feel high full of the single greatest commodity known to man--promise. Promise of a better day. Promise of a greater hope. Promise of a new tomorrow. This particular aura can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl. In her smile, in her soul, the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like it's going to be okay.
And that in a nutshell is the only real meaning for girls seem to have for me at the moment. Because everytime I see one that I think I might be able to be with and would enjoy myself, I think about it a bit more and realize it wouldn't work out for this reason, or if it did it'd end badly.
Then I realize that all that might happen, and 9 times out of 10 it wouldn't be my fault at all, but I'd still have to deal with the results.
Because now, after so many relationships that ended in a various of weird ways, I don't care anymore. I mean I'll look at girls that are nice or good looking and think different things. But never more then that because it always seems there's something there to prevent any thoughts from going farther.
Like already seeing someone. Ok I lied that's really the only thing that seems to be happening, but jeez. Why is ever nice/cool/attractive girl in a relationship already.
More specifically why is the one girl that isn't in one, a girl I've known for going on 15 years now and thus I'm almost positive that she can't think/see me as anyone but a friend. Or that kid who she grew up next to.
I wish I could get over it, I mean I had the crush on her when we were like 8 and I thought I had. But now after working with her every day and listening to her talk about all these other guys who try to hit on her [like our boss, various customers, trainers, other employees] I feel weird. It's not a jealous weird [at least I don't think] but I always get the urge to tell her that she should tell the guys that do hit on her that I'm her boyfriend and hopefully that'd make 'em stop.
But now I've rambled quite enough, time to go back to pining for the neighbor and/or wishing some other girl would come around to make me forget about the neighbor-girl.
p3
§ ¶Dictionary swap
Maybe girls wouldn't suck so much if boys changed their dictionary to ours. Given that we get bitchy when asked to change, I think things would just be a lot easier on everyone if the boys gave up their silly version of a love dictionary and went with ours. Same goes for first date dictionary, dating dictionary, etc.For starters, if we [girls] work up the gumption to tell you [boys] that we think you're attractive and/or let you know of our plans to make out with you, chances are that means we have a crush on you.
-p6
Who has given up on her I'm On Strike 'Till p4 Updates strike
§ ¶As vague as possible.
There's really only four things I want from a girl:1) likes playing with stuffed animals
2) gets my sense of humor
3) doesn't become very close friends with me during a period which she is dating someone else and also during that time constantly complains about how inevitably doomed their relationship is and also during that period makes me fall into a big spiky pit of like with her and when she finally does break up with him begins sending me not-so-mixed signals as to make this boy think he's finally found someone who makes life fun again but on the day I leave a 846-word letter in her locker confessing the like and how she's more important to me than she'll ever know I walk back to my friends to find out she is getting back with her ex because she decided that being with him was better than being with no one so this boy takes the longest walk back to her locker takes out the letter goes to his car and tears it into 846 pieces
4) doesn't smoke.
But I'm still open-minded.
-p5
§ ¶Just once..please?
Girls suck when they break up with their boyfriends who they have no "spark" with and fail to realize that right infront of them is the same person they've known for years and years who talking to is easy as can be, and well...they live right next to.So it's not like going to get some is a hard task, you walk 5 feet and boom, you're there.
I wish girls would open their eyes for once, just once..'sall I'm asking for.
p3
§ ¶chatty mcgee
This just in, there's now a girls-suck chat.So stop by and entertain the rest of us.
p3
edit: also if you get problems with the chat post in the message board and i'll look into it
§ ¶This may make you sigh
Being loved but-as-a-friend is like having lemonade made with salt instead of sugarpoured over the open wound in your chest.
-p5
(i'm done being bitter, but it's still fun to write about)
§ ¶The short version.
She lifted her handand shoved it down my throat
pulled out something red
shoved an arrow through it
put it back in me
making sure it
would not fit
like it used to
and as she wiped
her hands on my shirt
asked if we could
be friends.
-p5.
§ ¶New forum
Alright since the old one broke I decided I'd finally put up a new one, so go check out the new forum and please post the info for the old forum layout in the suggestions section because I totally forgot it.p3
§ ¶The declining stock of the underage.
I don't know what the cause is, but I've noticed that there seems to be a failing in the 'younger' crowd of females that are in public now, or at least lately.Whether it's a defect of breeding, education, or just too much "vitamin E," the general grade of stock out there seems to be lacking. There are exceptions to this of course, as always, there always are, as there's no definites in life; but in general, I've noticed that what they make up for in energy and false cuteness piled on like the makeup on their faces (what's up with that, by the way?), they're lacking in brains and just general ability to converse in a decent manner.
It seems to be in the 15-17 group, from what I've noticed. There was a time when the 'average' girl would more than likely be well mannered, mostly polite, and at least be able to respond when you talked about literature. Now it seems like it's all about spitting (a quality that is never a virtue in anyone), swearing, and acting like whores. And not even high quality whores we call escorts, no no no, they act like it's a fire sale, and the clothes have to go.
They've got two paths- one, they can stay as they are, and grow into a life that's only a growth of what they're doing now; or two, they can realise that in five years no one will hire them (or respect them) the way they look, and they'll smarten up.
Either way, I'm glad I'm not a male at that age now, looking to find a decent girl, I'd probably lose hope in the gender before I found one that wasn't horrible.
-p1
As a high school graduate in California, I can only say this: dammit, how'd you write this before me? -p5.
§ ¶Just..don't talk?
This is what I learned last night.Don't talk to a girl, and she'll give you her phonenumber, and invite you to a party.
Now how little sense does that make? Exactly, none.
p3.
§ ¶This is how p5 writes when sick.
When I'm feeling unhappily single, I write down the names of the girls who hurt me on a blank white piece of paper, and list their faults in bullet format.Then, it helps to draw mutant coconuts attacking their names.
§ ¶no logic in the tank
Girls aren't logical, but they sure do smell good, and isn't that what matters?-p2
§ ¶One ringy-dingy...
It's a sure sign that things are over, and won't get any better when you attempt to call the girl you've been pining for in a semi-drunken state and she turns off the phone after the first ring.Sometimes I wish I wasn't so lame.
You could slit my throat
and with my one last gasping breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt.
It's pathetic.
p3
§ ¶we are evil people
Do we ever want to be with only one person, or do we want to give up other people just to make sure the person we are with isn't with anyone else?-p2
§ ¶Hey Jealousy
Want to know the secret to why guys get so jealous?We get worried that our girlfriends think the same thing about boys that we think about girls even when we are dating.
It's not that we would act on these thoughts, but we think about sex with other girls all the time.
And if you think about sex with other boys all the time, then this relationship won't work out.
We suck.
-p2
§ ¶She puts the ick in logic.
My mom once told me she didn't want me to start dating until I was married.-p5.
§ ¶everyone will disagree with me
girls listen but don't understand.guys understand but don't listen.
-p2
§ ¶Have you seen them miss layups?
It's scary, but no matter how out of shape I were to get, I would still start for any team in the WNBA.-p2
§ ¶Showers together are no good.
There is nothing worse than taking a shower with a woman. The concept is always much better than the outcome, and I fall for it everytime."Sweetie... come take a shower with me...." It doesn't matter that inevitably I will be at the back of the tub freezing my ass off while she continues to seductively squirm under the water.
Why do we always get the cold tile on our backs?
-p2
§ ¶Happy Joy Fun Club
There is nothing sweeter than sending someone a package of your favourite smelly stuff, and a mix tape.Make someone's day.
-p2
§ ¶Girls are whiney beasts.
When a girl doesn't want to talk about something, the conversation is off limits, and by you inquiring about it further you are being mean/rude.When a girl wants to talk about something, if you don't bring it up immediately, they go pout thinking about how rude/mean you are.
The lesson here is that no matter what you do, you will be mean/rude, so don't get bothered when it happens.
Don't be an asshole just because there is no other reaction. It's enough for us to just be right.
-p2
§ ¶Calm before the storm
When a girl says "I can't talk about it right now", in reality she's saying "I can't talk about it with you because it directly involves you and will most likely end up with you being screwed over."I feel a screwing over coming mighty soon.
p3
§ ¶Lack of ringing.
She never called.Either she didn't want to, or got eaten by camels.
I don't know which to hope for.
-p5.
§ ¶Don't touch my wookiee.
Girls suck when they don't know what an Ewok is.Everyone should know that.
p3
§ ¶weak people like worms
people are scary. they have razor sharp teeth that like to bite in the weak.i think this is because they are weak, and they feel that if they bite the weak, they will seem strong.
either that, or their just hungry.
§ ¶The sad things we have to do.
Telling someone what they need to hear, and what the want to hear is a very tricky situation.Especially when what they need to hear is that they need to be away from you.
Not specifically, but an example would be when your girlfriend tells you she would like to stay and go to college here, when she was accepted to a better college far away.
There is a surreal moment in that conversation when you realize that you're adamently defending something you don't want.
-p2
§ ¶"Sex? It's my strongest trait!"
Is there anything worse than a girl touting that her best quality is in bed?It's our job to tout your greatness, not yours. It just makes you sound like an ignorant slut. I would hope that you think highly enough of yourself that you could have another quality that is a little better.
I guess that's why every girl whose ever said that her prowess in bed is her best quality has sucked in bed.
Odd how that works, huh?
-p2
§ ¶A box of chocolate
Love is like a box of chocolates.Sometimes you get coconut or carmel ones.
Other times you get ones that're just plain nuts.
p3.
§ ¶ex-ray ex-caliber ex-girlfriend
Nothing good ever comes out of your mate spending a lot of time with an ex.-p2
§ ¶Kiss and makeout
It's very confusing when in the middle of making out a girl pulls away to say she's not sure if she should be doing this.When you ask her why a bunch of things come out, but one of them is the fact she's not always attracted to you.
But as you try to discuss it with her she keeps randomly kissing you. And as soon as you're finished discussing it [without anything really decided] she goes back to making out with you, even moreso then before.
Girls are weird.
p3.
§ ¶love is scary
Is it better to love, and get hurt, or to not love, and have placid relationships with no real feelings.Loving someone is wonderful, but makes me scared.
-p2
§ ¶Here's to history.
This year, I have been through love roughly three and a half times.#1 was a girl who I met in school, and became infatuated with talking to her online. For obvious reasons, that didn't work out. The internet may give people personalities, but it sure doesn't pass it on to them in real life.
#2 was my anti-girl girl. She was brash, harsh, and so mean to me that I thought I had found the perfect girl. Thankfully, I got over my "anything but a nice girl" phase real fast. Nice/mean is not good criteria to go by.
#3 was perfect. She was immature like me, we could talk without any restraints of etiquette or the like. We were completely comfortable. But I realized that just because she reminded me of me, didn't mean I was in good company. It's wrong, but there are aspects of myself I don't want to see in anyone else. Namely, self doubt.
I'm writing all this down because in a few weeks, I graduate from high school. Aside from the Pythagorean Theorum and the proper bibliographical format for a book on emus, I want to be able to say I learned something about relationships, and girls, and more specifically, the type I shouldn't fall in love with.
But what the hell. I'm halfway through love again. And I already forgot that triangle thing.
-p5.
§ ¶Just admit it
The girl says she doesn't want anything serious, and just wants to have fun.But usually I put that with just hanging out on weekends and fooling around a lot.
Not talking to the person every day, and acting like you really are dating, but not admitting to it.
So why not just admit to being in a relationship and have even more fun?
I wish I could come up with some amusing analogy, but I'm just the un-funny one, but you get the basic idea.
p3.
§ ¶Girls think diffrently.
Girls think diffrently that guys.I know this, because I said, "I think you're pretty."
and she disagreed.
-p2
§ ¶small but large.
There is nothing better than when a girl knows when to just smile, and complain later when you're alone.It seems small, but it's wonderful.
-p2
§ ¶Checklist
Hold hands in public: checkHold hands when not in public: check
Talk to said person at least daily: check
Do little things to show that you're thinking about the other person [like suprising them at work]: check
Share your innermost thoughts/feelings with the other person: check
Act like you're dating [as in not trying to see other people]: check
Having the title of "dating": negative
So why no "offical" title. She likes me, I like her, we get along awesome, she even says I changed her opinion about guys and that I am an awesome one.
Girls are weird.
p3.
[and for once I'm not going to really question why the 'title' thing hasen't happened yet. Because I do enjoy her, and her company way too much, go fig]
§ ¶Old time love.
I think I would have been much happier if I had lived when seeing a girls ankle was orgasmic. -p2§ ¶Bite me monkeyboy.
It's odd how after you get settled into a relationships of sort, the girl you were pining for before you got into the relationship comes out of the woodwork to say she's available.Fate can bite me in the ass.
p3
§ ¶Super Sexy Power Trip
Girl's have super powers to force you to do things against your will. The only thing I envy about females is their power over all things sexual.-p2
§ ¶Girls are illogical
A friend of mine told me that her friend got a loan for a boob job.Do I need to give any more reasons why girls are illogical?
-p2
§ ¶This one is a keeper.
Sometimes I wonder what the world would be like if there were no women. Quickly I start thinking of something else before I get eaten by Godzilla.-p2
§ ¶Go fish?
Girls suck when they dangle you around for a bit before deciding to reel you in or not.If they do reel you in, then they don't suck anymore.
But if they let you go, then they suck even more.
So girls don't dangle us around too often, it's not fun and if you wait too long we may decide someone else's hook is much more appealing since they don't seem to be dangling it as far from the boat.
p3.
§ ¶Tips on how to not suck.
I've been wanting to respond to an email question like this for ages, I'm just glad someone finally sent it in...I really dislike being female. I agree completely with everything that yousay. How can I not be enigmatic, tempermental, you know, everything that sucks about being a girl? I don't want to go through a sex change to make other peoples' lives easier (mainly guys). So, please help me!
I think the best bet is to just be honest with a guy, but not be horrible about it. The first thing that girls do wrong is think that honesty has to be brutal. No, when a girl is trying something on, and it doesn't look its best, we don't say it looks like crap, we say how it is- that it's nice, but not quite what it should be. Most girls just use the 'honesty' thing as a chance to try to get some blows in. This will annoy us highly.
When people ask girls what they like most in a guy, they usually respond with 'personality' and 'sense of humor', what guys want is (and I *know* this applies to nearly every guy) loyalty and respect. If you love your guy, don't call him names, if you want to stay with him, then don't go off playing with other guys; this seems pretty clear, but I guess it's something that most girls don't get.
I mean, if your guy was off with another girl, or calling you stupid, you wouldn't be happy, right? See, the wonders of life is that it works both ways. Or it should, hopefully, eventually.
That's about all I can think of at the moment. Best of luck!
- p1
§ ¶Logic's a missle
It's kind of hard to think just what exactly to think when some girl tells you she doesn't want to date and that you're "just friends" when she will stay longer then necessary to help you get out of work, and then go back to your place and watch a movie with you when in all reality she should be going home and getting some sleep in order to prepare for something she has to do early in the morning.Because everything after the "just friends" portion, screams that said person wants to be more then just friends. Especially when you end up having a discussion on relationships and she brings up the fact that she likes to have people go from being friends, to then becoming boyfriend/girlfriend.
Is she saying that because she's trying to drop me a hint that I should keep half-trying to persue her?
Damned if I know..
If a guy's logic is like a missle, a woman's logic is like a russian missle. No one's sure exactly where it's going to go, they just know it will.
p3.
§ ¶Long questions, little answers.
What do you do when you genuinely enjoy spending time with a person, and care about them, but you hate several things about them.For example, Let's say you are dating someone who drinks constantly. It really bothers you, and you don't drink.
What do you do in that situation? Break up with them? Deal with it.
There is a point where you just don't want to be around them if they are not going to respect themselves. I don't care if you drink, or your friends drink, and you enjoy it.
I'm saying, if you make a choice to be with someone, shouldn't that choice be reflective of who you are. If you want someone in your life, shouldn't it be someone you don't mind being around under all circumstances.
Maybe I am wrong. It's much worse when you're in a relationship with someone, and the problems bother you, when you thought they wouldn't.
You thought that they were mild, but as time goes on, they grate at you.
Do you love a whole person, or a part? and furthermore, Are the things your significant other does directly related to you.
-p2
§ ¶Nerdaphor.
If my relationships were a video game, Level 1 would be "Friends", Level 3 would be "Lovers", and Level 2 would be the one where the big octopus keeps killing me.-p5.
§ ¶They have razor sharp teeth!
So today I was walking down the street, and this pretty young girl was staring at me. While looking at her blonde hair, I was sure she would someday break someone's heart who was just like me.You'd think someone eating dirt wouldn't be so deadly
-p2
§ ¶Crayola Letter of Intent
There's something not quite right when a girl tells you "I'll answer this later." after you hand her a note that reads"I like you
Will you go out with me?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No"
While being written in crayon.
Girls suck.
[unless she says "yes" then she's just being cute. I think.]
p3
§ ¶Are any breasts really bad?
Why did the girl cross the road?To turn me down.
That wasn't very funny, but I assure you it's true.
Girls walk around constantly thinking that they cannot find a date resorting to thinking negatively about how they look. Breasts aren't perfect, ass doesn't look right, blah blah blah.
The thing is, 100's of guys they know are dying to sniff their hair, the only problem is that the girl doesn't want any of them. She can have them.
I find confidence just as attractive as females do, so why can't a girl just accept herself. It would make it much easier for me to accept her.
-p2
§ ¶Ow!
It has to be a sure sign a girl likes you if she punches you in the stomach as you give her the keys to your car. Isn't it?Or is it a secret message she really just wants to beat you up and steal your car?
Girls are mean, and scary sometimes.
p3
§ ¶What did I mean here?
Several girls have been refuting my claims that girls smell pretty. I think that obviously females can't smell, or have some nasel decongestion problems because I will have to reitterate.Girls smell pretty.
In other news, Girls wear too much makeup, and buy a lot of shoes.
-p2
§ ¶I'm sorry... really...
Why is it that however I feel at any given time has to be directly related to the person I'm dating?Regardless of what has happened in my day, if I am upset, then obviously she had to do something wrong.
Now I'm apologizing for feeling bad. How do we get to this point?
Girls Suck
-p2
§ ¶Oh, so I can hold the door, but you can't make dinner?
If I were a Ninja, I think love would be a much easier task to undertake.With my catlike grace, I would be able to remove your bra without you even knowing. Which is the only thing women desire. I learned that tidbit in my "Women's Issues" course.
They also like flowers, although under heated questioning will deny that they want you to open the car door, and protect them. Women fear they will lose all of their rights if they admit that they really are completely diffrent than us.
Which is probably true.
The worst catastrophe of the Feminist Era was that now, most the women I know can't cook.
Sad days indeed.
Girls-Suck
-p2
§ ¶Pencil shavings are Pencil Babies
Make sure you check out the forum, which I am too lazy to link. (It's to the left.)If I was a soda machine, I would be sad that everyone was taking my soda babies.
-p2
§ ¶Girls-Suck Forum
The official Girls-Suck forum is now up and running. It is finally around because, well, I've found a solution that I thought would be stable enough / secure enough to let everyone talk without too much hassle.So please go register, and leave a message, start a conversation, or just do whatever you like there. There may be prizes for members who post more than others.
I like it a lot more than the notes- because you don't have to be a part of Diaryland to use the forum. (And anything that gives more choice, is good.)
Thank you,
-p1
§ ¶Half a thought
Females have the extrodinary ability to discern your relationship status by a simple glance.And damned if they don't use this ability constantly.
You see, No one wants a guy like you, or me for that matter. We are just guys. The female mind has no intrest in attempting to find out who we are, or what we enjoy.
They are too shallow to engage in such fruitless issues.... Unless someone else wants you.
Ahh yes! Females must be the most attractive, most intelligent, most everything, in every males life.
Take the most attractive female you know. Odds are, she is currently leading on over 20 men. Nothing extreme, just mild flirting to garner their attention.
I could keep rambling, but I think it'd be easier if I just say.
Girls Suck!
-p2
§ ¶Search Viewers are fun
All text in single quotes are from search results. Sadly.I find it amusing that we're getting visitors from search portals that are looking for "girls gone crazy on vacations," "girls gone wild," and "Utah drunk girls," and a whole lot of other interesting queries.
Then I wonder what they think when they get here. Do they instantly close the browser window, knowing that they've messed up- or do they read through some of the entries thinking that the 'girls totally fucked +drunk +asleep -guys' pictures are hidden somewhere in past content ...slowly but surely realizing that this isn't a 'girl pornoes' site, and they're not going to find any 'girls wetting pants' or 'pictures of girls in pleather'.
And maybe, just maybe, a few of these misguided viewers will like the content and realize that there is more to life than 'how to get girls drunk,' and will like what we've written here.
Above all, even if they don't return, at least they had a chance at redemption- or at least a time to give their hand a break.
God bless our random readers. Makes me all the more grateful for the normal, nice ones who come here often and email us. Thank you all.
-p1
§ ¶This just in.
Girls may not suck as much as previously posted. More to come as the situation develops.-p2
§ ¶Still sucking..
I don't mean to supercede p2's prior entry but I just had to get this off my chest.Interesting how a girl will show a lot of interest in you for a few days, and admit to liking you and wanting to date. But then as soon as a new flavor-of-the-day comes along you're put out to pasture.
If that happens girls, at least have the balls to tell the guy and don't pussyfoot around him and the subject.
Girls still suck, even when you think they're done sucking, they seem to find a way to suck some more.
p3.
§ ¶Stupid, stupid.
I just love it when an ex-girlfriend will get in touch with you for a few moments right before they have to go somewhere else.It's like they're trying to show they're not such bitches and are doing what it takes to keep in touch. When really they're just looking for that excuse so that they can't be called a bitch.
But I know the truth, she's even more of a silly, silly, stupid girl for doing what she's doing.
p3.
§ ¶Not listening anyway.
I like mix tapes better than burned CDs.Mix tapes have a lot more effort put into them; they have a more personal feel to them. Somebody sat by a tape deck and made sure every song was being recorded right. Mix tapes just have more... personality.
On the other hand, there's the burned CD, which although also time-consuming, has so much of a... cold steel feeling to it. Someone could've spent hours wading through their collection to pick out the perfect songs for you.. or they could've dragged and dropped random files from random folders just for variety.
Yeah, I like mix tapes better.
BUT NO ONE HAS A DAMN TAPE PLAYER ANYMORE.
-p5.
§ ¶Alone against the girl.
I think I've been in my current state of singleness for so long because I can't seem to find a girl that doesn't make me feel lonely. It's like every girl that I meet and become attracted to manages to find some way to make me feel even more isolated.The list of things that girls do to make p5 feel alone includes: constantly replying with "what?", only talking online, never asking anything, "yeah...", conversations about hot-smart-tall-buff boys...
You not being with me occasionally makes me feel lonely too.
-p5.
§ ¶Times like that
The other night I left a party seeing a guy and a girl blatently flirting.I come to find out said guy and girl got it on, then I come to find said girl was 16 and said guy was 20.
It's times like that, that I'm glad I'm not only looking to get laid.
p3
§ ¶Volunteers?
I was reminded today of exactly why I don't go for the girls that are good looking, and know it.Because they use their looks to get whatever they want, toy with people, and normally don't have very much substance to them.
Which is why I normally go for the girls that are quite good looking, but for whatever reason don't realize it. They normally are nice, and have substance to them.
Now to find me one of the girls of the second kind.
Anyone want to volunteer?
p3.
Addendum: As someone said in our 'notes' page, I just realized the Catch-22 of my statement. The only girls who I would want to volunteer are girls of the 2nd type, but since they are of the 2nd type they don't realize it..and can't volunteer. Damn the man.
§ ¶Insert witty title here.
Go read this firstAllright...read all of it? Good. Now well being what I'd like to think a "nice guy", I also have to say that damned near every single thing on that list is false. Nice guys have our own lives, we think for ourselves, we also know what we want.
We're not afraid to argue with you if our opinions are different, if you don't like our music tough shit we'll still lisetn to it, and loud.
There's a big difference between actually caring what the girl is thinking and/or feeling, and being a leech. Sorry for actually giving two shits for the other person involved.
Ugh it pisses me off to no end if this is really what women think about nice guys. But it also explains why nice guys who aren't like that don't get very many girls.
p3.
Haha, I was wondering how long it would take for one of us to resort to "Insert witty title here." -p5.