§ ¶and i don't even believe in him

if god hadn't wanted us to poison our bodies, he wouldn't have made it so much fun to do.

§ ¶Scheiße (d.h. wrong as usual)

Ich verstehe die deutsche Mädeln gar nicht.  Mein Gott, was ist mit den los?

§ ¶SO MANY GIRLS

ALL AT ONCE.  I don't know what to do.  Except thank my lucky stars.

God bless Bayern.

Servus,
-p5

§ ¶just a little bundle of self-esteem right now

I just spent the whole night watching old seasons of Scrubs because I'm too afraid to go to sleep and face the day tomorrow.

Oh, and if anyone's wondering why it's been so long since the last update, it's because I'm too lazy to actually keep in touch with my real friends, even when they're down the hall.

-p5

§ ¶and no one can take that away from me

I am the king of missed opportunities.

-p5

§ ¶this post brought to you by a time machine from three years ago

Hey, so, how's going to a Mennonite school after swearing up and down to me that you never would?

I was definitely an accident for you, when you were rebelling against your parents; but now you've gone back into the fold, they should be so proud of you.

On a completely unrelated note (and one that needs no time machine), I am doing horribly at being a human person right now, just in general.  Also, Psych is the best non-news-satire show on cable.

-p5

§ ¶I officially give up

The girl that seemed to like me so much?  She just came out to me.